Regress into a dream...

diverged:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months

(via gnuliet)

funkyshorts:

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

• pop it
• lock it
• polka dot it

(via peoplemagazine)

onemanshighfashionblog:

isnt it ‘curious’ that Dumbledore is gay and his wand looks like anal beads

(via gummywormed)

claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

(via gummywormed)

grampas:

the spectrum of human emotion is so beautiful

(via gummywormed)

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(via snoipahkat)

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

• running upstairs
• running downstairs
• running
• stoked on life
• scared
• walking through my house in the dark
• bored
• boobs

(via hoopadelic)